Wednesday, July 23, 2008

"Time shall unfold what plaited cunning hides." (King Lear)

Perhaps some of you may have noticed that my font for these blogs is always the same...it's called "Verdana." I use it because it's one of the few fonts that my publisher uses to print books. I also have the text "right justified" as you can tell because when I copy and paste these blogs into a word document for Volume III of "Pater Noster in Condoland", I don't have much else to do except to change the color to black and white and eliminate the italics. (I love to write in italics because it mirrors cursive handwriting). Also in the black and white version, I have included many more images that support the themes. At least I hope it's obvious to a reader that they support the themes, just as I try to have the titles to these blogs do the same. And the last theme I had (Yesterday ?) was on the subject of discovering Truth through the quest of knowledge and wisdom. And joyfully, it stirred a couple of people to get off the couch, ditch the TV remote and write a comment. Every writer loves to have his audience react in some way, and I stimulated a whole three people to do just that. Well, a journey of 1000 miles begins with three very small steps...so I've heard.
One of my anonymous commentators complained vigorously that as an ex-employee of the Xerox company he objects to the idea that his company had anything to do with fighting Sparta and the Greeks off in Ancient Greece. I suppose "Xerxes" is close enough to cause confusion in his confused state of mind. However, as the Red Baron, I wish to apologize for any misconception that may occur to other Xerox cretins because of my use of the word "Xerxes". I will, therefore, change my text to read "In 400 - or + BCE, MIMEO and the Persians fought the Greeks and Spartans.
I'm getting very anxious about whom our esteemed candidates will choose as their running mates--because the choices might very well tip the election into one camp or the other...I'm hoping it will tip the scales into the Obama camp. I've been following Obama's travels through the Middle East and now for the next few days into Europe, where he is an overwhelming favorite with the people and their governments. It seems to me from what I've read and heard thus far he is certainly on top of every campaign issue, regardless of the fact that he has been accused by his adversary about a lack of experience. That doesn't seem to be a factor in his triumphant tour in world capitals. In fact I just had to laugh when one interviewed German citizen referred to him as "Der Shvartze JFK". Over there it's a compliment. Over here, the word "schvartze" is pejorative. It's the yiddish version of the N word. So be it. Obama will be the next President of the United States in a landslide.
(P.S. If you believe it was Mimeo who fought Sparta and not Xerox, it's O.K. It won't be the first time that history has been hijacked.)

Monday, July 21, 2008

"Ye shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall set ye free." (John 8:32)

A few weeks ago we went to dinner with some neighbors from our building. We are becoming a very close bunch. And of the men, I would even deign to call a couple, my good friends. They are all much younger than I am and, because of this fact, and as a matter of record, I obviously have more knowledge and wisdom than they do. One of my friends, during a discourse at dinner, and while he was slurping a martini as though it was a two cents plain, said he yearns for knowledge and wisdom...actually knowledge and wisdom are the same...well like two sides of a coin. I could see, like Dr. Faustus, that he craves to learn whatever there is to learn. That mindset is the very beginning of "scholarship." Well, if you want to learn, where do you start? That's a good question, and the only one. The wellspring of knowledge must begin with the genius of philosophy, and philosophy includes five fields of discourse: Aesthetics, Ethics, Logic, Politics and Metaphysics. Now there you have a lot of territory to cover. If your first love is art, then you begin with Aesthetics. If you desire to learn why men behave the way they do and what role religion plays in our lives, then you read what the philosophers have to say about Ethics. When I say "read", I don't think you will get very far in understanding without "study". These fields of discourse demand study. If you don't like to read and study, then just go about your daily regimen and forget about knowledge and wisdom. Sit by the pool and talk about the weather and restaurants. As Robert Frost says, "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one less travelled by...and that has made all the difference." If your goal is to acquire knowledge, then you have to take the road less travelled by. Logic is the study of ideal methods of thought and research: deduction and induction, hypothesis and experiment. Politics is the study of ideal social organization and government such as monarchy, aristocracy, theocracy, democracy, socialism, oligarchy, and etc.



Several hundreds of years BC, Greece and Sparta fought off Xerxes and the Persians. Following that war, Sparta brought all her troops home, demobilized them and suffered economic disaster as a natural occurrence of that process. McCain and Obama, take heed. Now at that time Athens was a "democracy" but there wasn't a whole lot of democracy to be had. She had a population of about 400,000 of whom 250,000 were slaves with no rights at all. That leaves 150,000 Greeks to wallow in "freedom" such as there was.
The General Assembly was the supreme power, but not too many citizens were sufficiently interested in joining that body. The Supreme Court consisted of over 1000 members chosen in alphabetical order from the census roll which made bribery a lost hobby of political wannabes. So, how democratic was that? Answer: very democratic...but Athens' detractors said it was a stupid form of government.

And so what about America? Do we have a "democracy" for our government? Answer: I think not. I believe we have an Oligarchy or an Aristocracy. Only a few in Washington wield power, and only the wealthy can afford to run for office. Plato was an advocate of and by"aristocracy" Plato meant not only the rich should govern, but also only men with brilliant minds. That is not typical of our government. So at this point one might rightfully ask what is the purpose of gaining knowledge and wisdom? Answer: to learn the Truth. And to learn the truth, the scholar must not neglect metaphysics, the study of the relationship between mind and matter.
I shall not continue with everything I have to say for fear of losing most of my audience. So for the few who remain, run as fast as you can to the book store or library and read "The Story of Philosophy" by Will Durant from whom I sometimes borrow some nuggets of wisdom and knowledge--and that's the truth.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

"In delay there lies no plenty; Then come kiss me sweet and twenty." (12th Night)

What's going on in this country and the world? In England a 54 year-old Greg Norman is leading the British Open. Here in the United States we have a black man running for President of the United States, and all the polls I've seen have him leading his opponent, John McCain. I call Obama a "black" man because if I call him an"African American"then I would have to call others ItalianAmericans,GermanAmericans,JewishAmericans, and Native Americans, etc. I don't want to get involved in that conundrum. Here in America, we have, basically, a heterogeneous group of whites, blacks, and Latinos. If this combination can ever get along with each other and work together to improve life in our country--well that's a lot of power and it can't be stopped. There is nothing like it in the rest of the world. Incidentally, call me "pisha", but I'm still voting for Obama. If you don't, you're making a huge mistake. ...



Moving on to another subject, which I'm certain irritates a lot of people is the habit of your friends, acquaintances, or even relatives, sending out inane e-mail jokes, or long political propaganda, or meaningless and mindless articles, or pictures of animals in cute poses, or anything but NEWS ABOUT THEMSELVES. Not only are you asked many times to pass these items that clog your inbox, to everybody you know, but most of them have a lengthy list of e-mail addresses along with the junk mail. It seems knowing how to blind copy (BC) is not one of the skills involved, and of course if the mail is one that's been forwarded several times, and you are 10th on the list, there must not be a "delete" button attached to their computer. At the very least this is discourteous computer behavior. I have people sending me this junk and never, ever writing anything about their daily lives that might interest me as I'm doing for them in these blogs. If this happens often, I put their e-mails on my spam list. I really can't understand what kind of pleasure people get by e-mailing these things in batches. Like Macbeth says, "When trouble comes, it comes not in single spies, but in battalions." Of course, if a friend sends me porn, that's a different matter. I have never lost interest or felt shame in viewing people sans clothing making consensual love. It's nature at its best.













Thursday, July 17, 2008

"Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie..." (All's Well That Ends Well)

I just browsed through my publisher's web site and I discovered that I've got $21 in royalties saved there for distribution at the end of November. Actually, I wasn't expecting even that much, but it is satisfying to know that some friends have bought my books. I really don't mind the sales count; I just like publishing my books. There will be another one in a couple of months. Perhaps it might interest you to know that I decide the value of royalties to a book. So, I just keep it to a couple of books...er bucks so that they will be affordable.
Friday, August 18
This day didn't start off well. Rh+ had such a bad night coughing that in the morning she was definitely Rh-. Her lungs have never been too great so she was concerned about pneumonia. We went to our doctor and he prescribed two kinds of anti-biotics and one for blood pressure. And he took a blood test. He really wanted to put her in the hospital. However, we went to another office where she had a chest x-ray. Now, all we have to do is wait for the results. Bummer. I hate when she's sick. I also hate when I'm sick, but I hate it worst when she's sick...as a matter of fact, the doctor just called with the test results and told her she does indeed have pneumonia. Worst bummer! (See, Baron is right up to the minute here). Now we'll have to wait and see what the medications and the nebulizer do to alleviate the problem. If it doesn't help, she will have to go into the hospital.
"Cease to lament for that thou canst not help,
And study help for that which thou lament'st
Time is the nurse and breeder of all good"
(Two Gentlemen of Verona)

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Brave New World Vol. II

Yesterday in my blog I used the metaphor of a flower pot with a tulip and a rose in it to describe my past and future. I now reject that image. I do not want my legacy to be a flower pot such as, "Red Baron, the blogger and his alter ego, Dr. Norman R. Ross grew up as two flowers in a flower pot." I can't think of any figure of speech sounding more "gay" than a flower pot with two flowers in it to describe a guy. So let's say instead that I grew up as two ballistic missiles; one with a nuclear device in it that has already been fired, and the other with a firecracker in the warhead that will also soon be fired. When the firecracker explodes, there will be 20 smoke trails representing all the years ahead of me. (I think I'm getting involved in too much poetry and wishful thinking here.) But I believe you will get my drift.
I went to my publisher on the Internet today to find out if I could get a distribution package and ISBN for the paper bound color version of "Memoirs of a Tail Gunner." If it could be done like my other books, it would appear on Google as well as all the online bookstores. However, I was told in the "chat" that if the book contains more than 200 pages with images in color, a distribution package could not be had. Fortunately, if someone is wealthy enough to buy it for $60, it can be purchased on "My Lulu Store"--the link to the right of my blogs will get you there. It's a beautiful book with cover design by my grandson, Adam Ross.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Brave New World

Yesterday Rhoda went to play cards, and I went to the casino. I played for about two or three hours and lost $10 an hour on the ten cent and five cent slots. There must be a trick to it, so I'll look it up on google. Then I'll go back to get my money. Yesterday, we both went to see "Wall-E" a sci-fi animated hi-tech movie which went on for about two hours with two words of dialogue: "Wall-E" and "Yvonne." That's it, folks--the only two words in the movie! (Well except for some obese military alien). Wall-E is an Earth bound robot, and Yvonne is a female robot from another world. The two of them fall in love and keep pronouncing each other's name to make sure they don't forget I presume. The visual effects were terrific until the animators went crazy and it got boring. I believe the geniuses who made this film must have had a few beers before they finished it. The final scenes were kind of sophomoric in that the guys and/or gals animators seemed to be showing off what they could do with computerized effects and forgot about a story line or the audience snoozing.


Speaking of special effects, I'm going to learn how to put together my scooter. It's like a Rubik Cube. Since Rho is an expert, I will learn from her, and when I can take it apart, put it in the trunk of my car, and then put it together again I will become a free man. A new man. As you may have gathered I have become depressed over the loss of my mobility. I have become more or less house bound. I can't play golf anymore, nor walk my three miles a day, nor go to a mall myself, nor do anything requiring mobility. I know. I know. I've been told to walk in the pool--I don't want to. It's too much of a hassle.

I've been told to exercise in the gym--pump iron, I suppose. I don't want to. It's a big bore. I just would like to do the things I did before I became immobile. Not possible. My golfing buddies all died. I can't play racquet ball, or any kind of ball. Well, I've got the solution to the rest of my life. I'm going to imagine that I am a flower pot and in this pot grew two of my favorite flowers--the tulip and the rose. The tulip grew wonderfully well for many, many years and then withered. However the rose is still there--growing, waiting to bloom. I will become the rose in bloom (a Jewish name!), and bring joy and beauty to family and friends for the next 20 years. I will teach Shakespeare courses, I will write a novel. (Yes, I will). I will read philosophy and try to find a Latin class in one of the colleges. I will try to get a part time job in the library. I will not "wither on the vine" so to speak. (If something withers on the vine, it is destroyed very gradually, usually because no one does anything to help or support it.) I'm thankful for the word, "gradually".






Sunday, July 13, 2008

"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety." (Antony & Cleopatra)

It just occurred to me that this will be the 235th blog I've written since August 8, 2007--almost a year. I can't really fully fathom the significance of this achievement and the reason for that is it probably is devoid of significance. Well, at least two good things have been the result of this retirement activity and that is two books have been published and I'm on the way to a third. I enjoy publishing books. I love the feel of the book in my hands, and I don't really mind if no one reads it--I know that I wrote it. Today is a lazy Sunday, and a good day for spring cleaning, except that we are a little late in getting to it. While Rho was busy straightening out the pantry and the closets, I took out two suitcases that were living behind the living room couch, and emptied the contents. These suitcases were Pre-Incan or even antediluvian in age. However, there were treasures to be found within. One of them was the tfilen and tallis from my Bar Mitzvah. Another was my custom made Navy uniform with caps and tie. I can only get one leg into it; the other leg can't quite make it to my ass. As far as the caps are concerned, my brain must have grown very large since 1942 because the caps would only lie on the top of my head; they would simply slide right off with the slightest movement. One thought is that this real live custom made WWII Naval Uniform might bring a price on E-Bay much higher than I paid for it. One more keepsake found in these two pieces of luggage was a plaque from the USS GUADALCANAL which Rho's son, Jon, brought here for safekeeping.



Yesterday, I wrote about all the things I did for RH+ as her J.A.P. loving husband. So I decided it's only fair for me to write about all the things she does for me as a loving spouse. First of all, she smiles alot, which always is a delightful experience. That's what attracted me in the first place. She is a gourmet cook, especially around holiday times. When you sit down to a dinner that she has made, you know you're in for a tasty time. Her brisket recipe by this time probably has circled the globe. Besides her culinary art, she does most of the domestic chores in our marriage--bed making, laundry, taking out the garbage, washing the dishes (by putting them in the dishwasher), and the usual traditional homemaking activities as is written in the Katuba. Sometimes I help with these things when she has to go to a luncheon, or to aerobics, or to a City of Hope Meeting which she presides over as President. But I probably should do more; I try. For me, especially, she helps me by putting on my socks, so I don't do more damage to my back. She helps me with my crossword puzzles when I get stuck with an author or actor's name; she puts bandaids on my wounds when I rip my skin, which occurs too often. When my legs cramp up in the middle of the night, she gets up from her sleep to massage them; she knows how to take apart and put together my scooter. When I'm having bad dreams or flashbacks because of PTSD, she brings me a xanax. I believe the things she does as a wife are more important than what I've done for her. She and I could most likely get along without all the baubles and beads I paid for, but I could never get along without what she does for me. Period